Cóctels 2: Si Estás En Mallorca...

As an addendum to the last post, if you really want to experience some of the finest booze known to humanity, in what is possibly the most outrageous setting of any bar in Europe, then this is where you need to go; Abaco, in Palma inhabits a parallel universe where everyone is a decadent tyrant with appalling taste and limitless resources, where rose petals rain on yr head if y're there on a Friday night*. I recommend the Especial Abaco, a goldfish bowl full of fuck knows how many different kinds of booze that tastes like nectar and is possibly the closest thing this planet has to the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Yeah, it's a bit pricey, but look at the fucking place.

And this is just a very small glimpse of the outrage. Now just imagine what the fucking toilets are like...

*I'm actually not taking the piss here. This actually happens.